I Hate Lemonade

Doing my taxes (at midnight like you do) to get an idea of what my return is gonna look like. All in the hopes that it will fund the majority of my trip to spain in the summer.

This is sadly not the case. Apparently I have not been paying state taxes from my GAP paycheck and have only withheld $21.62 in federal taxes. How is this possible?!

I thought I was paying taxes this whole time! Which is a sad reflection on how little I make there. Somehow I must have checked the wrong box or something when I was hired, but its such bullshit that employers are not legally allowed to tell you how to fill it out. Who the fuck is going to tell you then?!

So now, because of that little snafu I will be getting half of what I should be.

Awesome. Now I need to find some more personal items to sell off. I don’t really NEED a tv right?